Monday, February 27, 2006


If there is one thing guaranteed to get a Monday off to a scowling start, it is the frakin' words "internet presales."

These words are EVIL!

This concept is EVIL!

If you can't be bothered to camp out for your tickets then bad frigging luck for poor pathetic you. Go away. You are not worthy. You are a joke. I spit on your grandmother. Buy your tickets online, great. In between online sudoko and What Hello Kitty Character Are You? quizzes, bully for frigging you. You get to sit in a different postcode, OK? You do not get to be in the same local government area as your chosen rock stars, whom you like but not enough shift the cat from your lap to get tickets.

That. is. what. you. deserve.

When I am God-Emperor I swear I'll ... well, let's just say watch your back Dainty.


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