Drink skim milk.
There was some in the office fridge so I put it on my Weetbix. What a misery spawning product it is!
Weetbix + Skim Milk = Thin, tasteless, grey Dickensian gruel.
I refuse to start my day making like crippled Lil' Meg Crackleswaitingate about to set off at dawn to walk 25 miles to work at the match factory to save my ginsoaked parents and fifteen poorly siblings from the debtors' prison.
I just won't.