Friday, January 07, 2005

Good grief.

Latest referral from Google: garth brooks anzac tribute

If the person searching reads this, or anyone else with light to shed, can you let me know what the story is?

While we are on the topic, about a billion people a day come here looking for the lyrics to the Notorious Cherry Bombs' "It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long." It's mentioned in passing my Grammy wrap. Give the people what they want is my motto (and no stupid pop ups like most lyrics sites):


She used to call me baby...
I thought she was such a lady...
But my how things have changed since times moved on...

I gave her my last dollar...
And now all she'll do is holler...
Oh my life has become a country song.......

I've learned she can resist me...
by the way she always disses me...
And comes to bed at night, with that cold cream on.......

Sometimes I might feel frisky...
but these days it's just too risky...

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At
Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long.....
All day Long.... It goes all day long......

If a tree fell in the forest,
She didn't hear it, would I still be wrong...

I guess I should admit it.. She ain't never gonna quit it...

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night
That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long.....

Spoken Voice:

Man I remember when her eyes
used to be so blue and shiny
God you oughtta see what's happened to her hiney
(HER WHAT?) her hiney
Man that thing is big enough to land a small plane on.
(SMALL PLANE ?) I'm tellin' ya
I used to roll her in the the clover,
(mmm hmm) but my god those days are over
(Hallelulia!)

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night
That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
All day Long.... She goes all day long......

If some day they drop the big one,
I'd say sweet Jesus, She's gonna finally leave me alone

It's alright if we say it.. cause the radio won't play it.

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night
That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long.......

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night
That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long.............

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